Woe is PineapplePineapples and oakapples and willowapples, too,
make me sneeze and cough and choke on everything I do.
Today I lost three pencils and my favorite binder tab
because a great big pineapple was sitting in my lab.
I really thought I had it all completely under wraps,
but when I saw that pineapple I gave it three big slaps.
Those pineapples are always ruining my self-control,
making me act like a fool and burdening my soul.
This one in particular distinctly wanted vengeance,
and so it stole my pencils and became my biggest nuisance.
I really hate those pineapples when they are jerks like so
We always drag on with our scuffles to add to